Last April I bought a new printer. It’s more than a printer, though. It’s a fax,
copier, and scanner too, and it would probably wash the dishes if I knew how to
operate its controls properly. The
printer was working beautifully when we went to Jerusalem, but when we came
back it refused to operate. It wouldn’t
even apologize by telling me, for example, that it wasn’t connected or that I
had not yet indicated it as the default printer. No, it greeted me with frosty silence.
In an effort to figure out the problem I asked it to print
out a test page. It did so beautifully,
but when I asked it to print out something I had written, it refused. If it had a tongue, it would have stuck it
out at me. So I brought out my small
traveling printer, which I had just put away, and used that instead. I placed it on top of the recalcitrant
printer. True, it printed much more
slowly, but it obeyed me.
From time to time, I’d ask my large printer to operate, but
without success. I almost resigned
myself to asking our computer technician to make a house call, when a few days
later, I tried once more. This time the
large printer not only produced what I had just asked it to print but also all
the other jobs that I had sent to it in an effort to make it work.
Why had it stopped working and why did it start working
again? The simplest explanation is that
I had hurt its feelings by not saying goodbye when we left for Jerusalem and by not
even sending it a card while we were away.
So it sulked when we returned.
It began working again after figuring that it had punished me
sufficiently. Also, it may have
understood that if a pipsqueak printer could replace it, its days on my desk
were limited. But these are just theories. Until a better explanation can
be offered, I will treat my printer with utmost respect, greeting it submissively
each morning and politely asking it to perform its functions that day.
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I've always tried to appease the technogods by treating my printers, computers, DVDs, etc. with the utmost respect and by including them in my farewells to the household when ever I leave (even to go to the store). Rarely do I have problems with them.
ReplyDeleteYou are clearly a wise woman.
DeleteI aggree. computers and printers have mood. Wally
ReplyDeleteI'm happy you think so too. If only more people understood this, perhaps they would take better care of their machines.
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